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全球十大超囧离婚理由

现代人离婚已经不是什么新鲜事儿。但是有些离婚理由却让人大跌眼镜。今天，小编为你盘点全球十大离奇的离婚理由。 离婚理由：妻子太害羞 1.一个已结婚一年的男人同妻子离婚的理由是，

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

E-mail 电子邮件

E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of pape

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

每个女人都美丽

A little boy asked god，god,why do woman cry so easily? god said when I made woman ,she had to be special. I made her shoulder strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet, gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her a hardness that allows her

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

The Best Kind of Love

The Best Kind of Love I have a friend who is falling in love． She honestly claims the sky is bluer． Mozart moves her to tears． She has lost 15 pounds and looks like a cover girl． I'm young again！ she shouts exuberantly． As my friend raves

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

Respones

Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with a pair of old white gloves. As I

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

包容一切的爱情

弗里达布赖特说过：只有在歌剧中，人们才会为爱而死。 的确，你不会因为爱一个人而死。有人会因为得不到爱而死，可从未有人因被爱而死。 Freda Bright says, Only in opera do people die of love. It'

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

Breaking Wind

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always awake up his wife

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

My Box of Memories

打开这个记忆的盒子，就像万缕花香飘散开来，沁人心脾；又像一瓶尘封多年的老酒，香醇与苦涩，美在其中。 One day, an older woman was sitting on her bed, packing some things, in boxes, to put in her closet. S

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

Women Talk More Than Men

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband th

发表于:2019-02-08 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

“家庭妇男”怎么说？

你知道丈夫的含义吗？丈夫、丈夫，一丈之内乃夫也！你知道英文husband是怎么来的吗？husband=house+band 房屋栓牢！（band的含义就是Something that constrains or binds morally or legally约束：在道义上或法律

发表于:2019-02-08 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英语美文：柔弱的眼泪

A little boy asked his mother why are you crying? Because I'm a woman, she told him. I don't understand, he said. His mum just hugged him and said, and you never will Later the little boy asked his father, why does mother seem to cry for no reason? A

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

英文幽默笑话：节食族

Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we couldn't find her. Thinking she might be in the fitting r

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

The Big Baby

You'll have to take care of the baby today, a woman told her husband . I'm not feeling well.Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. her husband said. I'll be pleased to look after our baby. Thank you. I'll have a quiet day and I'll soon get better.

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Pain Transference

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to tr

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

像爱尔兰人一样去结婚

和同事聊天时,她突然问我:当时,他是怎么向你求婚的,浪漫吗?我一愣,随即笑了:我老公是很木讷的人呢,你说会浪漫吗?虽然这样说,我心里却泛起甜丝丝的感觉来。他确实从来不浪漫,他的求婚没有

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

If You Love Her Enough

My friend John always has something to tell me. He knows so much that young men have to have older and more worldly wise men to tell them. For instance who to trust, how to care for others, and how to live life to the fullest. Recently, John lost his

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻

英语美文：别等到花儿都谢了

Each spring brings a new blossom of wildflowers in the ditches along the highway I travel daily to work. There is one particular blue flower that has always caught my eye. I've noticed that it blooms only in the morning hours, the afternoon sun is to

发表于:2019-02-20 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

生活是自己的

She was dressing up in the make-up room and going to perform on the stage, when one of her friends rushed to her breathlessly and told her that her husband left for another place with another woman. Hearing the news, she just smiled frankly and did n

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

英语交谈冷场了，怎么办？

你是一个不畏惧用英语交谈的天生健谈者?还是你和我们大部分人一样，说英语时感到尴尬、不自在，不知道接下来说什么?如果下一次说英语的时候你发现cat's got your tongue，就用以下这些小窍门

发表于:2019-03-02 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

【有声英语文学名著】安娜卡列宁娜（62）

SIXTY-TWO PART SIX Chapter 1 DOLLY and her children were spending the summer with her sister Kitty at Pokrovsk. The house on her own estate was quite dilapidated, so Levin and his wife persuaded her to spend the summer with them. Oblonsky quite appro

发表于:2019-03-09 / 阅读(170) / 评论(0) 分类 有声英语文学名著
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